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Dear Red Hot Chili Peppers,

Of the myriad of nauseating sounds which have afflicted by consciousness during my lifetime, none has seemed so senseless as the questionable rhymes and non-sensical lyrics with which you regularly choose to ruin your often superb and sometimes powerful and moving songs. Perhaps you wish to draw a contrast to the good music that often characterizes your works, perhaps you endeavor to show the depth of your musical skill; If either of these constitute your reasons, STOP IT! You have proven to us the quality of your rapping skills, negligible though it may be, and we prefer to contrast your music with alternatives of our own choice. If, on the other hand, your intention is not so admirable, if your goal is to create a device for the torture of humanity then, by all means, carry on.