Wednesday, October 04, 2006

An Open Letter to The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Dear Red Hot Chili Peppers,

Of the myriad of nauseating sounds which have afflicted by consciousness during my lifetime, none has seemed so senseless as the questionable rhymes and non-sensical lyrics with which you regularly choose to ruin your often superb and sometimes powerful and moving songs. Perhaps you wish to draw a contrast to the good music that often characterizes your works, perhaps you endeavor to show the depth of your musical skill; If either of these constitute your reasons, STOP IT! You have proven to us the quality of your rapping skills, negligible though it may be, and we prefer to contrast your music with alternatives of our own choice. If, on the other hand, your intention is not so admirable, if your goal is to create a device for the torture of humanity then, by all means, carry on.

Comments:
Ty, I'm afraid your vocabulary is a bit over their heads. Don't worry, I'll clarify...

Dear Chili Peppers,
What Ty meant to say is, "White boys shouldn't rap. This goes double for you. So knock it off."
 
white people shouldn't rap??? what? but.

but.

but.


what about informer? and ice ice baby?
 
Thanks for proving my point, RM.
 
it was almost over between us Ty... Almost. Just know that things will never be the same...
 
OK, I'm officially checking your blog daily now! I should leave more comments but this is some good stuff!
 
I'd like to co-sign this open letter
 
Whatever white boys can't rap! I was at a seminar today and guess who was there?? None other than the one and only KJ52! That's right. Not only is he a white male rapper, he is also a christian white male rapper. Try that on for size. He is the very same artist who wrote and preformed the song,"To Whom it may concern", written to Marshal Mathers (Sp?). If you don't believe that such a man exists, go to itunes and check it out yourself....Prepare to be amazed people...prepare to get your socks shocked off!

The End
 
The song is actually called "Dear Slim". I am sorry. Now you may go to itunes adn enjoy yourself...a lot.
 
socks shocked off?
Who are you? your grandma?
 
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