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I'm sure that you have all seen , or perhaps used, the family window decals that are so wildly popular on mini-vans and SUVs right now. First a warning from Gina: DO NOT PUT ACTUAL NAMES ON THEM, your friendly neighborhood child collector might just use this free knowledge about your family to convince your children that he is a family friend sent to, say, pick your kid up from school.


Now on to our story: A few days ago I was at the Sonic drive through when I discovered the following decal (or one strikingly similar, instead of a bat, the boy was holding a bow and arrow)As you can see, Mommy is dead and she was pregnant when she died, and judging by how happy Dad is, and by the firearm in his hand, he's the one who did it. It looks like junior is about to follow his dad's example and off one of his sisters.

Please, set a good example for your kids: don't kill your spouse and, if you do, don't print a happy note about it on your car window.