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! What a handsom little man! and I'm not just saying that.... that is the cutest newborn I've ever seen.... good job... um.... guys.... not you Ty... well... good job for making popeye laughs, but...

i'm going to stop now.
 

oh my word. he is perfection. i lurve him.
 

Nice jeans . . . er . . . genes
 

He looks like he already had some attitude, and that I like. He's all like, "What did you just say to me?".
 

I like his cutest little cheecks. I just want to kiss those.
 

Oh, and Ty, one picture is good...but we need more. And since Mommy is now a little busy to post you are going to have to deliver in this area. We need to see more pictures!

Thank you.
 

Ty, Tank looks pretty interested in something..are you teaching him Greek already?

He is beautiful!!
 

Ty, if you teach that boy greek, I will kick you. I will kick you right in the penis.


haha... remember when I used to say that all the time?! Well. I'm bringing it back.
 

Well, I am trying to read Xenophon's _Anabasis_ right now, but I've been going to the bookstore to do that, I just threaten to read it to Tank in Greek.

Though, I suppose that I should tell you that children of Tank's age should be exposed to the sounds of various languages, and on a regular basis, if the parent wants them to be able to speak them without a speech impediment in later life. Yes, Tank will soon go through a process where he eliminates sounds from his babbling if he doesn't hear them.

So, I guess the languages most distant from English, and those with the greatest variety of Phonemes would be best, so I guess that means Mandarin would be a good choice, or maybe Georgian . . . and I hear there are still two families in Egypt who speak Coptic . . . but I doubt that tank would care to travel that far.

WV:gpqjiark
 

you should teach him word verificationese... or Klingon. That'd be ok...
 

cute!