The Blog I Never Use

:D waiting!
 

How about #9: 100 reasons Idaho would love to see you leave, or #7: 100 reasons you're avoided at the reunion, or #5: "No sir we cannot reverse his lobotomy", or #1: Always being so sarcastic or so judgmental.
 

um... is that supposed to be funny? cause it seems a little rude to the outside reader and, um... it doesn't really make sense... apparently anonymous has not heard the rule "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". If I didn't know better, I'd think that anon was Raj...

Time to do some censoring, Ty. Don't allow the anonymous comments.

p.s: Idaho is a stuck up bastard and everyone knows it. Grow up, Idaho.
 

Laila, you always make me smile.

Anonymous, I'll answer you this once, but if you continue to be a jerk, I will delete your posts and pretend that they were never there.

9. While my comment about Idaho was mostly occasioned by the weather last night, when I drove my sister to the hospital on a sheet of ice, I'm sure many in Idaho would love to see me leave because: a. I am vocal in my disgust at living state number 47 out of 50 in financial support of education, b. I hate having to admit that I live in a state where the KKK still burns crosses, and c. I hear racist remarks, from Christians of all people, more often here than in any place I have lived, including Texas and Oklahoma. I could go on to talk about unjust wage laws, xenophobia, alcoholism, spousal abuse, child abuse, and meth use, but I don't want to make this too long:

7. First, in case anyone out there was confused, I wasn't referring to my own family reunion, which I have not been in a position to attend in years (and which I missed this year because I was exhausted from helping people in my family), but to family reunions in general, a few of which I observed in a Boise Park this summer while I was looking for a place to work on my homework; second, who hasn't seen a family reunion with drunken idiots acting like chimps, getting in fights, showing off in embarrising ways, making gluttons of themselves etc.

5. I guess if my surgeon said that, I wouldn't care any more anyway, I'd probably be a lot more carefree.

1. I seem to remember Jesus calling hypocrites things like brood of vipers, whitewashed tombs, and sons of Satan; he also acted like a real Cynic (according to philosophical definition) and expressed a similar rejection of the love of worldly possesions, power, and position in society to Diogenes. But no, no, Jesus was all fuzzy happiness and Naïveté, and never expressed strong opinions about the brutality, stupidity, and attitudes of self-righteous false piety surrounding him. Oh, wait, no, that must be someone else. Elvis, maybe?

I am definately not writing for you in my blog, so stop taking things personally.

JM, 1. thanks for the advice. I'll get on that. 2. I doubt that Raj has that much of an investment in Idaho. 3. Idaho is not precisely stuck-up, I think, but just really sensative. Evidently, Idaho cannot conceive of someone having many criticisms of her and still liking a lot of things about her too.

Rest assured, Idaho, some of my favorite people are your children, or have taken refuge with you from time to time; that is actually why it makes me so mad to see so much ignorance among so many of your residents.
 

Ty I like you. Anonymous I don't like you. There I said it. Everyone else was thinking it...but I will just say it. You are mean and apparently scared of us, considering you only comment in hiding. Grow a pair Anonymous. (Unless you are woman, in that case stop being a bitch.)
 

Everyone always talks about how many people die each year as a result of guns. I think this is example of the biased slant of the liberal media (Re-elect W. in 08! In fact, W. for LIFE!). What you don't hear is how many people are not killed by guns each year. The number of the later far outweighs the number of the former.

Woo-hoo, in your face France!
 

some people don't like Hemingway...
sometimes when anons try to be secret, they really aren't and everyone knows who they are. Like Jacob Moogburg: dude... we all know who you are... who else would make so many Zoolander references at once? Clearly you are Brent. (That's a joke)
 

That would have been even funnier if you'd spelled it "Brint."
 

umm...earth to Gina... CRAP!
 

Congratulations :)
 

I like idaho's potatoes. Don't know much more about it than that. :)
 

I don't blame you for not taking anonymous comments any more. Now maybe this plague who calls himself "Anomymous" will recognize that his comments are unwelcome here. He is not welcome in our blogmunity because he is a jerk! He is rude to you, for no reason any of us can fathom. At least half the time he doesn't even make a point.

WHY did he choose to pick on you?!?! The rest of us love you, Ty, and your fabulous sister! You are both smart and amusing, but "Anomymous" is NEITHER!

His comments are neither funny or considerate, and he obviously does not know you, Ty. I congratulate you on your patience, and I'm sure I speak for Jacob, Arwen, and YOU (but you're too polite) when I say it will be a relief not having him interrupting anymore.

Okay, blogmunity, how do you feel about this? Let "Anomymous" know if you want him to just shut up and leave Ty and us alone!
 

i, unfortunately, had to stop taking anonymous comments a while ago.

i like you just the way you are ty... i think we should make a family reunion for people like us. sarcasm would reign supreme, as we all understand that language, and everyone would be welcome. it would be rad.

hey, anonymous... you should stick to poetry.
 

also? sharkdog? you scare me... i've been thinking for a while now that w was going to declare marshall law and never leave office. except that i didn't really think that. i dreamed that. only my dream wasn't really a dream. it was a nightmare.
 

Seriously, the way I feel right now, if my name were something like "Arthur Nonomos," I would change my name to somehting like "Kevin Woods" or "Buddy."