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Warning: insensitive remarks to follow.

Imaginary Journalist: Ms. Fawcett, I wish you the best in your battle with cancer. When did you first realize that you needed medical attention?

Farrah Fawcett: Well, at first I thought that I had an e coli virus, you know the ones that spinach gives, then my publicist told me that e coli wasn't a virus, but I knew that it was. He said it was a bactria, but I worked with one of those on I Dream of Jeannie, or maybe that was a drom-a-dairy. It doesn't really matter, the camel's part got cut. Like I was saying, I went to the doctor so he could tell my publicist that e coli isn't a camel, it's a virus.

Imaginary journalist: So, you knew that you had to go to the doctor because you don't know the difference between a virus and a camel?

Farrah Fawcett: Well, actually, it was my publicist who was messed up, thinking that it was a camel and all. I was almost right, it was cancer, and that's a virus, right? I've had lots of viruses, I know what they are. I hope my nose doesn't get all runny.