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I, as I have mentioned previously, am obsessed with linkis to Wikipedia. Last night I tried to link to a Wikipedia article only to discover that no such article exists. I was therefore compelled to write an article and post it on Wikipedia. So in lieu of my regular post, I have decided to direct your attention to the Wikipedia article I wrote last night. Please feel free to edit it or to suggest edits, I know that the first paragraph needs work and I wanted to credit James with the parenthetical method, but I had trouble finding the example on his blog, so I used my own because I knew where to look (but perhaps the type James used is slightly different because, if I remember correctly, he pointed out the absence of the mark as a method of declaring its pressence, very post-structuralist of him, isnt it?).

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Okay, Gina told me to explain, so: We've discovered that the Phrat-boy scoietal structure has a standard set of characters and some of these have predictable names. The most common is a Chad: chad wants to be cool and popular and so he is overly friendly and drinks too much; next is a Chip or a Chipster: a Chipster wants to be remembered, so he speaks of himself in the third-person, urinates on your lawn, and streeks across campus from 10 pm to 4am; finally we have the Biscuit. The Biscuit is mild-mannered and shy until drunk, then he earns the name, The Biscuit by displaying his . . . plumbing . . . . Since he never remembers his drunken escapades, the Biscuit has no idea how he got his name, unless a Chipster fills him in.

I said all that to say this: Africa has a country named after a phrat-boy, you can't make that up . . . but you can make up names for a few neighboring countries.